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  -  21 October

trashboat:

later is the best time to do anything

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

what kind of broke person spends more than €80 on lipstick? ohh yeah thats me…

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

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